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Ask me shit   Hi, I'm Bri. I'm 22 and I like funny shit! Follow me if you like funny shit, too!

None of the pictures are mine unless I say they are. I find them all randomly! <3

when walking down the hallway at school
me:get the fuck out of my way
me:move bitch
me:i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me:oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me:what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me:this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me:step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
— 1 month ago with 59138 notes

wordbondage:

alecto:

nicoception:

trollzio:

yourhecticglow:

askerandur:

theheadcanonproject:

neverending-hate:

peevestheturtle:

EVERYBODY WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW.

OH MY JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST.

WHAT IS THIS?? IT IS AMAZING! ALABGLAJGAF-

((HOLY SHIT EARGASM))

Oh my god if I could play the violin that’s exactly how I’d do it. 

Apart from the amazing sound, does anyone else find that girl ridiculously attractive? maybe it’s just the Skyrim attire and unruly mane.

excuse me. back to listening. xD

she is so pretty!

and then i came

This is amazing.

(via theeverydaygoth)

— 1 month ago with 6778 notes